I Have Been Sodomised

The prime minister has likened the potential ‘unity talks’ with the opposition to a marriage proposal. Before the two sides go to far courting each other, I want to remind them both that I have been sodomised. Any perhaps PAS and any potential suitor to so-called ‘unity talks’ with UMNO will never – ever – lose sight me and the millions like me who have been sodomised against my will by UMNO. Let me give you a brief rundown.

I have been sodomised against my will by politicians who have abused the public trust to indulge in money politics.

I have been sodomised by the PKFZ scandal.

I have been sodomised by inept, self-serving, and morally bankrupt Indian and Chinese politicians who have mortgaged my civil and human rights to Umno and made me a second class citizen.

I have been sodomised because my country’s police are too busy playing politics and disinterested in dealing with crime and corruption especially at the highest levels.

I have been sodomised as I am disqualified from certain government programmes because of my name.

I have been sodomised as I cannot get access to equal education because of my name.

I have been sodomised because narrow-minded, ultra-nationalistic cultural infants have ruined the quality of the schools, universities, and curriculum.

I have been sodomised because the MIC has taken the public’s monies and flushed them down the drain in schemes like Maika investments.

I have been sodomised because parties like MIC, Gerakan and MCA are more interested in their crumbs from UMNO than in ensuring that all citizens are treated equally under the law.

I have been sodomised by BN conspirators who hide behind the Official Secrets Act and shield from the public just how they may be lining their pockets with public contracts and programmes, while they have the audacity to accuse others of being opportunistic and dishonest.

I have been sodomised because my fellow citizens like Kugan get killed while in police custody and no one is charged for causing his death.

I have been sodomised because apparently no police officer has been held accountable for the torture of B. Prabakar.

I have been sodomised because my fellow citizens have been held indefinitely without being charged of a crime and denied their day in court.

I have been sodomised by uncouth racists who call me and my fellow native born Malaysians ‘pendatang’ and ‘orang asing.’

I have been sodomised by foul-mouthed xenophobic who think they have the right to preach blatantly racist propaganda and paranoia.

I have been sodomised by feudal-minded, reactionary, sexist bigots because they want to deny women equal rights.

I have been sodomised by fascist-like, maniacal bigots who want to deny me my right to free speech.

I have been sodomised by Taliban-like religious terrorists because they assume that they have the right to determine others’ religious orientation.

I have been sodomised by characteristically zealous religious hypocrites whom the BN cabal allows to prey on others, and who think they know how God wants us to lead our lives.

That’s how badly I have been sodomised against my will. And for the record, I could reveal more instances of such abuse under the auspices of the BN cabal.

So, before you in the opposition get into any type of ‘marriage proposal’ with the UMNO cabal, be reminded exactly what we’re dealing with.

That aside, for now I’d like an appointment at the deputy prime minister or prime minister’s residence to discuss my experiences of being sodomised against my will.

G. Krishnan